Touch Ubuntu/Android on Kobo Touch?

Hello, all:

I am extremely happy that I located this forum - I've been thinking about putting the Adventure Games (Zork - many others) on the Touch (seems like a perfect application) and I've seen a few threads here that talk about this but they all seem to wander off the path of a newbie trying to install preferably Ubuntu (obviously a much reduced version - no sound, no video required).

Is there such a checklist (files to download & where to find them - instructions on where & how to use them, etc) to follow?

Thanks in advance for all of the good work all of you have done so that we, the uninformed, can benefit!

Sparky